Don’t you wish you had one of these?

“Mommy?” pause, “Mommy?” pause, “Mommy?” pause…

“Hello, all Mommies are currently assisting other callers. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available Mommy. Thank you.” (enter muzak)


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